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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

netflix is infinitely better than tv because there’s no weight loss commercials to sit through 

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This story that’s been going around has been pissing me off so much. Like wow, maybe if you actually put a tenth of the effort that was put into this spreadsheet into figuring out what turns your wife on and off (hint: passive aggressive spreadsheet-making is probably a turn off), you wouldn’t be getting turned down so damn often.

I want you to promise me something. If you love someone, you tell them. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing. Even if you’re scared that it’ll cause problems. Even if you’re scared that it will burn your life to the ground. You say it, and you say it loud. And then you go from there.

Mark Sloan to Jackson Avery (Gray’s Anatomy)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

odinsblog:

Literally the only time Republicans remotely admit slavery even existed, yet alone that it was a bad thing, is to slam the first Black president

(Source: sandandglass)

I have no control over what people think of me but I have 100% control of what I think of myself.

Beth Ditto (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

thenotquitedoctor:

lesbians-and-oitnb:

fuckinstoned:

skateeverydamnday:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

THANK YOU!!!!

Wow

She is the Senator of my state and that makes me really happy.

Spirit animal for all college students

(Source: futomato)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

ultralaser:

khealywu:

lifesizedtales:

I adore this man.

Ugh look at Dawkins’ stupid smirking little shitface.

dawkins is literally ‘don’t be hasty bill, let’s see how this plays out first’

ultralaser:

khealywu:

lifesizedtales:

I adore this man.

Ugh look at Dawkins’ stupid smirking little shitface.

dawkins is literally ‘don’t be hasty bill, let’s see how this plays out first’

(Source: kimbirdley)

gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating