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There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.

Edgar Allan Poe (via feellng)

I always thought that farts were funny and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body. Or I heard them …coming out of other people’s bodies, so they’re part of my experience. …I never thought of it as something that a woman or a girl wouldn’t talk about.

I think I was aware when I started doing stand-up, especially on my own, that, ‘Yeah, I’m getting up on stage and I’m a woman and I dress in a sort of typically feminine fashion.’ I like to wear dresses and skirts when I go onstage because the attitude that I have is: ‘I’m so excited to introduce myself to you. And I want to be wearing what I’d be wearing to a date or a dinner party.’

I guess when I’m up there maybe I’m imagining a world where my nature is celebrated — and my gender is just part of it.

Jenny Slate on making fart jokes as a woman

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Tobias had attempted an entrance that he hoped would enchant his daughter.

(Source: thebluths)

It’s okay for opinions to change. It’s okay to want kids and then not want them. It’s okay to not want to get married and then suddenly want to be a husband or a wife. It’s okay to disagree about homes, horror movies, how to make coffee, the definition of a film, who god is to you and who god is to me.

It’s okay to change, grow together and fall apart a little bit. Because I promise to respect you.

And here is what I know for sure. I can make you so fucking happy.

(via dirtyberd)

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Mahogany moments: wonderfully roomy LV satchel and classic penny loafers.


Mahogany moments: wonderfully roomy LV satchel and classic penny loafers.


get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite relationships » Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate

"I guess I kind of hate most things but I never really seem to hate you."